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What if everything gets better in 2016

listening to a man break up with his partner on the train and the first sentence I heard was "I just don't appreciate you cheating on me six different times, once with my own father."

tumblr will never count as social media to me. This shit a secret hideout and we just all happen to see each others thoughts

“are u okay?” no i need more money

Watching any movie before 2000 reminds you that people in movies used to be hot but like in a normal way

on the phone with god rn to make sure im not on his “strongest warriors” list again for 2025

on the phone with god rn to make sure im not on his “strongest warriors” list again for 2026

the imaginary audience in my head is not happy with me