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I wrote a nerdy review of the Avengers. Go figure.
Non-Spoiler Avengers Review
In a word: Meh.

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B.J. Mendelson gives readers a behind the scenes look at the making of his new book, "How To Be (Internet) Famous".
Here we go
This is our first look at Gamma Ray, as drawn by Peter Czaplarski. Iβm really happy with how he came out, as is my friend Jackie, who the character looks like and shares a name with.
With Liberty, if I wind up self-publishing this thing, there would be six issues. Each one would be her going after a different villain while trying to maintain her cover as a new member of their group, βThe Vaultβ.
The 8 page preview comic weβre currently putting together shows you how Liberty got into the group.
Lady Claw (who is in the preview comic), Gamma Ray, and Quiet are the three Vault members I have drawings finished for. The other three members are still TBA.
Whereβd I get the name?
Admittedly, Iβm a big fan of the German Power Metal band, Gamma Ray. If youβre a prowrestling fan, youβll know them as the band Chris Jericho had an incident with in one of his books, and his move βThe Walls of Jerichoβ was named for Helloweenβs first album, which featured the current lead singer of Gamma Ray as the singer of the group at that time. (Helloween would go on to have a huge hit in the β80s with a different singer before more or less dropping off the American music map, but some of their later albums are pretty great if youβre into that kind of music like I am.)
If you noticed a theme, a lot of the characters in Liberty are characters you may have seen before in other comics with a slight twist to them. Basically I donβt know what the future holds or if Iβll ever wind up writing comics professionally, so in case I donβt, thereβs some stuff I always wanted to do with certain characters or takes on certain characters that I always wanted to see that I can do within Liberty.
Gamma Ray is a different take on Magneto. They both have magnetic-themed powers, but unlike Magneto, Gamma Ray is a straight-up villain. Thereβs no grey area about her.Β
In fact, thatβs what made this character interesting in the first place. The Liberty characters are all very self-aware. The villains arenβt necessarily βevilβ, but they do have different motivations for doing what they do. Gamma Ray is meant to be a throwback to characters that were evil for the sake of being evil. She loves the big entrances and the stupidly long villain monologues, and commits crimes because sheβs totally bought into who she is and what she wants to do with her life. Itβs a nice contrast to someone like Lady Claw, who could easily just be described as an βevil Batmanβ but Lady Claw steals and then gives that money to people she finds who need it. Sheβs not going around and killing people arbitrarily, which is something Gamma Ray does.Β
Every character has to have a specific motivation and purpose for me. I donβt want them just sort of hanging out and taking up space if they donβt move the story forward, and I liked having a big βmainβ villain leading the group of six. Gamma Rayβs main motivation is to be evil and to show the other supervillains what (she) thinks they should be doing.
Like real gamma rays, sheβs also biologically hazardous. Thatβs not revealed in this picture, but her henchman all have black and purple hazmat suits, and she usually can only be around the other characters if sheβs in a place where their powers are deactivated. (The police precincts in Chicago is one of those places, which is how theyβre taking a mug shot of her in the first place.) Pretty much nobody wants to be anywhere near her for that reason unless they have some kind of immunity to her abilities.Β
Just For Fun β¦
There are two cover mockups being made for the β50 Shades of Grey with superheroinesβ novel Iβm writing. Thereβs one where La Amazona is chained up and the villain (the reader) is approaching her. And the other involves Gamma Ray putting a ball gag into La Amazonaβs mouth.
Itβs possible that Gamma Ray appears as the bad guy in the βromanceβ novel and I just put in another villain to lead The Vault. I donβt really know just yet since thereβs still a lot of time before the next step with Liberty can happen. (I have to have all 9 pages done to share with publishers) and in that time Iβll be mapping out the novel itself.
Of course, thatβs what this blog here is for. As I figure out and work this stuff out, Iβll let you know!
This is a throwback.Β
Iβm sure I still have the notes somewhere, but the really short version is that I wasnβt a huge fan of George W. Bush at the time (2007), andΒ I thought itβd be really funny if it turned out the president kept taking so many vacation days (which is something W did a lot) because he was actually the Hulk.
Like he would randomly turn into a Hulk-like creature and itβd be up to a group of overachieving college students to track him down and bring him back to the Oval Office because the Secret Service agents were too busy partying with Columbian prostitutes. (Which is a thing that actually happened. The prostitutes β¦ not the president turning into the Hulk. At least, as far as we know anyway.)
So pictured above is Amaya and Travis, the two college students charged with finding and rounding up the hulked-up president using an assortment of gadgets, and also the hulked-up George W. Bush himself.
I kind of want to have this going on in the Liberty Universe for a couple of reasons. First because I donβt want to use the current president (or whoever the next president is) because then it ages the comic. If you go back and watch the animated Dark Knight Returns (or read the comic) when you see Reagan as the president it does really date things. At least it does for me, even if itβs later revealed there is no president and itβs actually Brainiac and Luthor running things and oh God the Dark Knight Returns sequel is so bad I still get angry thinking about it. DO NOT READ THE DARK KNIGHT STRIKES AGAIN!
The other reason I want this going on is that the Liberty Universe is meant to be a little goofy. Not completely goofy to the point where you canβt take it seriously, but goofy to the point where even if theyβre dealing with serious stuff, thereβs always something funny that I can use to break things up so it doesnβt get too dark or serious, which is a major problem I have with a lot of modern superhero comics. If I never see the words βgrimβ and βgrittyβ again to describe a superhero comic I could die happy. I know thereβs a place for that, and those comics have their fans, but itβs just not for me.
Characters In Development
Anyway, thatβs not why I wanted to get this post online. Iβm still dealing with some crappy stuff and I wanted to post an official update on some of the characters you can expect to see here on this blog soon while I work through that. In February you can expect to see on this blog:
1. Red 5 - Our transgendered superheroine who is also the defender of NYC.
2. Sunrise
3. A currently unnamed super villain
4. Eclipse (who has nothing to do with the Sunrise character)
5. And the big one: La Amazona, the star of the β50 Shades of Grey with superheroinesβ romance novel I keep talking about.
I didnβt even realize this until I just typed out the list, but Sunrise, Eclipse, and La Amazona fall more on the βsexed up superheroinesβ side of the costume spectrum.Β
La Amazona and Sunrise because I was trying to match what they look like to what youβd see on a typical romance novel. (In a bookstore, thatβs where youβll find this book filed.) The guy super villain for that book will also look that same way.
Remember: Anything having to do with the 50 Shades of Grey with superheroines thing is not part of the Liberty Universe, so Iβm not holding them to the same standards costume wise that I would the Liberty characters. Liberty is a PG-13ish comic. The 50 Shades of Grey with superheroines thing is a big honking R. Maybe even an NC-17. I donβt know. Thatβs up to the agent, editors, and publisher.
Eclipse, who is a Liberty character, is dressed the way she is because sheβs a super villain.Β I really wanted to use the comic itself to talk about the expectations everyone has for heroes and villains in comics. The characters are all very self-aware, and so I liked one of the villains just sort of having this attitude of, βIβm going to do whatever the hell I want and wear whatever I want, fuck you.β Itβs really similar to Libertyβs attitude, except one of them doesnβt play by the rules, and over the course of the story where you see Liberty thinks more and more about becoming a supervillain, she looks at Eclipse in this costume and doing whatever she wants and itβs just really appealing to her. βWhy canβt that be me?β
Thatβs a long way of saying, everything with this comic has a reason for the way it is. I donβt want anyone to look at Eclipse and go, βOh well they just wanted to write and draw hot women.β Thatβs really not the case. Anything that exists within Liberty has a purpose, and so Eclipse looking the way she does has a specific purpose behind it in terms of the story.
As far as Red 5 goes, I donβt have too much I want to say about her simply because I donβt want to make it a big deal that sheβs transgendered. Liberty is a lesbian, and I honestly donβt waste any time talking about that. Itβs 2015. Who gives a shit?Β
Red 5 doesnβt play a huge role in this specific Liberty story, but she is a major character within their universe and she does make a few appearances. The issue is that Iβm sticking very much to βIf it doesnβt make sense to the story, donβt include itβ rule, and since Red 5 is the protector of New York City, and Liberty is based in Chicago where most of the story is set, there arenβt a lot of reasons for them to interact with each other. You will see her though in the comic and Iβm excited to get her drawn soon.
Alright, I said more than I planned on for today. If youβre excited about Liberty and the 50 Shades of Grey with superheroines novel, tell a friend. Thereβs a lot more to come.
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The Best News Bloopers Of 2014, Part 2.
If you were honest on social media, you'd probably sound a lot like this guy.
The best news bloopers of 2014 are here and hilarious. Enjoy.
This is Comic Con in a nutshell.
This is the greatest video I ever watchedβ¦
did Spider-Man and Deadpool just pull off the Dirty Dancing move flawlessly
Watch this five-year-old-girl give her opinion on the Slave Leia outfit from Star Wars. I promise, it's not what you'd expect.

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Dr. Evil returned to "Saturday Night Live" and had some advice for SONY and the North Korean hackers.
Pretty self-explanatory: 13 Things You Think Are True, But Aren't.
This fifteen-year-old girl can play guitar better than everyone you know. Watch her rock out to the guitar solo from Pink Floyd's "Comfortably Numb".Β
Welcome To New York City!
I'm not really impressed with a lot of the stuff I see on Vine, but this was hilarious.
(To see more stuff like this, you can follow me on Vine.)
Tired of the police harassing you? Then man do we have a device for you! It's the Hands Free Hands Up. Order now. Operators are standing by.

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And now ... "Cats vs. Christmas".Β
Do you have a friend or family member who posts vague status updates on Facebook? I bet you do, which is why you're going to love this mock congressional hearing into "Vaguebooking".