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*walks up to the president* not to be rude, but my huge cock thinks you should kill yourself

I don’t know what little cat needs to hear this but. it is Not Dinner Time. you are not going to starve and it will be okay.

[jigsaw voice] all your life has been spent wasted within the walls of your home. instead of becoming a member of society, you've decided to become 'submissive and breedable.' well today youll see just how much youre willing to submit in order to salvage your life. in front of you is a cock and ball torture kit

The saw films are so comforting even though the first three are a man with cancer bullying people with depression

This still fucking cracks me up

i think this is literally my favorite tik tok it’s so fucking funny