MEMES NEVER DIE!

plant plants in a garden / pot plants

watch bees & butterflies in the garden

bird - watch with binoculars

have a picnic

search for wild spring flowers

look for four - leaf clovers

pick strawberries

take a walk / take a jog

go on a walk with a pet [ your dog / friend’s dog / both? ]

go on a hike

play or wade in a creek

feed some ducks

skip stones across a pond

play in the rain

ride bikes / ride a tandem bike

watch the sun rise / watch the sun set

fly kites

blow bubbles

climb a tree

play on / at the playground

swing on a swing set

draw pictures with side - walk chalk

play hide - and - seek

have a water balloon fight

Featuring lyrics from the first three songs of Halestorm’s album, The Strange Case Of... ( 2012 ); please adjust pronouns, etc., as you see fit.

LOVE BITES ( SO DO I ) . . .

“ She reads those magazines. ”

“ You don’t have what she needs. ”

“ I slither like a viper. ”

“ I know a thousand ways to help you forget about her. ”

“ That bitch can eat her heart out! ”

“ That chick can eat her heart out! ”

“ Love bites, but so do I. ”

“ My lips are pale and vicious. ”

“ You’ve suffered in the darkness. ”

“ I’m nothing like the rest. ”

“ I’ll kiss you in a way you’ll never forget about me. ”

“ Now it’s got you by the balls. ”

“ I’ve felt pleasure without pain. ”

MZ. HYDE . . .

“ I’m your sweetheart. ”

“ Your goody - two - shoes prude is a work of art. ”

“ Yeah, you know I’m not so innocent. ”

“ I know you can’t resist me. ”

“ You better run for your life! ”

“ Welcome to the nightmare in my head. ”

“ Say hello to something scary. ”

“ Just give in and you won’t be sorry. ”

“ My poison is your remedy. ”

“ Better be scared. ”

“ Better be afraid. ”

“ The beast is out of her cage. ”

“ I know you wanna risk it. ”

“ I’m the spider crawling down your spine. ”

“ I will gently violate your mind. ”

“ There’s no way to be sure. ”

I MISS THE MISERY . . .

“ Oh, I miss the misery. ”

“ I’ve been a wreck since you’ve changed. ”

“ Don’t let me get in your way. ”

“ I miss the lies and the pain. ”

“ I miss the bad things. ”

“ I love the way that it hurts. ”

“ I don’t miss you, I miss the misery. ”

“ I’ve tried, but I just can’t take it. ”

“ I’d rather fight than just fake it. ”

“ You know that I’ve had enough. ”

“ I dare ya to call my bluff. ”

ABILITIES

❝ I’ve got you. ❞ ❝ Let me get you patched up. ❞ ❝ I’m still here. ❞ ❝ This is not your time. ❞ ❝ Where does it hurt? ❞ ❝ I’m taking care of you. ❞ ❝ We still need you. ❞ ❝ You’re ready to do some damage. ❞ ❝ I’m right here. ❞ ❝ This is not the end. ❞

CHATTER

❝ I’ll enjoy the quiet while it lasts. ❞ ❝ I am operating at peak performance levels. ❞ ❝ Now, where am I needed? ❞ ❝ I am touched by your support. ❞ ❝ I’ll be watching over you. ❞ ❝ We could all use a helping hand sometime. ❞ ❝ I must go where I am needed. ❞ ❝ Must violence always be the solution? ❞ ❝ I’ll be busy soon enough. ❞ ❝ It’s nice to be appreciated! ❞ ❝ Good as new! ❞

CALL-OUTS / MISSION SPECIFIC

❝ Watch the left side. ❞ ❝ This was not in the plan. ❞ ❝ I could use some assistance. ❞ ❝ We’re running out of time. ❞ ❝ I’m only doing my part. ❞ ❝ The enemy is behind us. ❞

ELIMINATIONS

❝ You are not looking well. ❞ ❝ Regrettable, but necessary. ❞ ❝ Turn the other cheek. ❞ ❝ I’m no angel. ❞ ❝ Looks like I have my work cut out for me. ❞ ❝ We make a great team. ❞ ❝ There’s no prescription to treat what you have. ❞ ❝ Never knew I had it in me. ❞

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