roleplay memes galore

❝ Had a dream that Malfoy killed Hagrid. He’s even a dick when I’m unconscious. ❞ ❝ Drama follows me like a swarm of locusts to fresh crops. ❞ ❝ I don’t trust people who aren’t dog people. ❞ ❝ Is there an invasion of ladybirds or something?! ❝ Hakuna Ma'vodka. It means no memories, for the rest of the night. ❞ ❝ Fuck being a muggle. ❞ ❝ So, my lecturer just admitted to spending all his money on porn… ❞ ❝ Poptarts are breakfast food, right? ❞ ❝ PLEASE CAN EVERYONE STOP DYING THAT WOULD BE GREAT. ❞ ❝ Just because I’m a massive hypocrite doesn’t mean I’m not right. ❞ ❝ I wake up everyday heartbroken, because I’m not a princess. ❞ ❝ Why sleep when you can watch the entirety of the LOTR extended box set? ❞ ❝ There’s no point being awake at 4am unless you have a tub of Ben and Jerry’s. ❞ ❝ Well, ladies, I may be dirt broke, but at least I know Gauss’ Law. ❞ ❝ I like your face. ❞ ❝ When coffee doesn’t wake you up, you know you’re screwed. ❞ ❝ The temptation to miss my exam and watch Shrek is so high right now. ❞ ❝ I hate the fact that I still love you. ❞ ❝ I can’t tell if I’m genuinely sick, or if I have a hangover. ❞ ❝Me? OVER REACTING?! Probably. ❞

❝ Stop tormenting that poor little kitty. ❞ ❝ Live a little, its Mardi Gras! ❞ ❝ Where are my flapjacks? ❞ ❝ Doesn’t it just make you wanna cry? ❞ ❝ That’s not my style. ❞ ❝ I’ve been looking for you everywhere! ❞ ❝ Dance with me, fat man! ❞ ❝ Don’t blame me. ❞ ❝ When a woman says ‘later’, she really means ‘not ever’. ❞ ❝ I’m sweating like a sinner in church! ❞ ❝ Aren’t you just as pretty as a magnolia in May? ❞ ❝ I reckon you want a kiss? ❞ ❝ You have a very strong arm, princess. ❞ ❝ Please, put the monkey down! ❞ ❝ How’d you get way up there? ❞ ❝ It’s not slime, it’s mucus! ❞ ❝ Enjoy your loneliness, my friend. ❞ ❝ We all deserve to have some fun. ❞ ❝ There is no way I’m kissing a frog and eating a bug on the same day! ❞ ❝ I found a stick! ❞ ❝ So, have we got ourselves a deal? ❞ ❝ There are plenty of fireflies in the swamp. ❞ ❝ Did you hear that suspicious thud? ❞ ❝ She’s fine, got into a little trouble for flashing the neighbours again. ❞ ❝ Did you say ‘Prince’? ❞ ❝ She is my Evangeline. ❞ ❝ Pucker up, buttercup. ❞

“I think I’m gonna freak out.” “This isn’t where I wanna be.” “I think I’ll let myself out.” “You don’t take me serious.” “You make me furious.” “I found out.” “Finding out isn’t the worst part.” “I really think I hate you.“ “You’re just delirious.” “Do you really even have a clue?” "You were fake, I was great. Nothing personal.” “The chase ain’t worth the prize.” “I’m moving on.” “Don’t be so sentimental.” “This was never meant to be more than a memory.” “You’re my favourite thing about this town.” “I’ll take you home.” “You’ve got a heavy heart.” “You’ve got me where you want me.” “Are you ready for this?” “She’s got a smile so sweet.” “And when she looked at me, all I said was ‘hello’.” “I took her out to eat.” “We were in a city that neither one of us knew.” “We never went to sleep.” “This feeling’s legit.” “Keep it in the sheets.” "I’ve been dying to tell you anything you want to hear.” “That’s just who I am this week.” “Isn’t it messed up how I’m just dying to be him?” “There’s nothing wrong with just a taste of what you’ve paid for.” “Tell me I’m right.” “I want to believe.”