memefoolery

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

I am deleting this app off my phone

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

you're laughing. Those dogs were stuck on that large pile of snow until it melted into a tiny pile of snow and you're laughing

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

i appear to have infected 14k people with the phrase "sniling so sneetly". it makes me grin. snile, even. perhaps sneetly

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

once u truly start noticing how being hot, attractive, and very often even simply charismatic is 2/3 being thin and 1/5 having a good haircut, you will get crazier every single day of your life, until you start swiping at strangers with a flathead when they become too near you on your dwindling supply runs for 147 grain JHPs and imitation crab

I feel like a very important part of worldbuilding for any universe with a magic system is asking yourself ‘how would people use this to do crime?’

Can the written form be Computer-Rendered Artifical Prose?