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asksloyxp

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

shinyrock6498

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

asksloyxp

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

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eddies-ashtray

luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually

eddies-ashtray

like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.

caustic-light

Alpha males: "This is nature. You don't see animals acting like queers don't you?"

90% of nature documentaries: "Until now the female has been very impressed by the males drag performance of Orwell's Homage To Catalonia, soundtracked exclusively by Maria Carey songs. A demanding performance like that knows to impress. But... Oh No... One note in the final tune was one cent flat. It doesn't look good for the male now. She is ordering an orbital laser strike to burn his beautifully groomed plumage from space. It will take all year to regrow, effectively ending this one's mating season early. Better luck next time, little guy. Women are a tough audience."

dragon-in-a-fez

idk if I've told this story on here before but one time I was sitting at my desk at work and a random dog I'd never seen before strolled into my office and curled up at my feet. and I was like oh you are adorable but what the fuck?

then a woman knocked on the door and said "oh I'm so sorry he's a therapy dog he's trained to seek out people in severe distress"

and I was like right okay, just getting my whole life drive-by roasted by a dog then

Tumblr edited the layout and I don't like the buttons

raccoonmilf

Did you know that critically endangered pygmy raccoons (Procyon pygmaeus) exists?

Yes, and I learned about them from tumblr

Yes, and I learned about them from somewhere else

No

Voting ended onFeb 16

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For reference, these are pygmy raccoons (Procyon pygmaeus), a distinct species of raccoon that is listed as Critically Endangered by the IUCN. They are about half the size of common raccoons. There are less than 120 left and they are only found in Cozumel, Mexico. Their major threats include habitat loss from the tourism industry, becoming roadkill, invasive boas, domestic dogs, malnutrition from tortilla chips, habituation, and having shit fall on the during hurricanes

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pancakeke

how is tin's melting point only 230°C / 450°F. that's the temperature I roast brussels sprouts.

pancakeke

this don't sound like a good recipe

mournbird

This is my oc called Oliver. He's based on my real lovebird :D

Guys at midnight I get to change my bio... Yippee!

piendish

#COUNT DRACULA? THERES TOO MANY

piendish

There Is So Much to be Afraid Of in the World

the-frightening-ghoul

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nebularious

depsidase

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wakingfromthewater

Tumblrites, the hour has come for us to practice one of our most sacred rituals.

Likes to charge, reblogs to cast.

gougeddoll

jennifer cantwell, 2011

seriial

“the recording is of a blackbird in my garden in the north of scotland. the idea of the piece is that it's a letter home from a migrated bird, telling the family of its new life and making the connection between the migrant and the homeland.” - jennifer cantwell

runningforthemills

@todaysbird

memorycycle

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

memorycycle

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

kaijuno

Tantrum hole

garbage-empress

Waste pipe for the cream cheese frosting factory

swarnpert

*right clicks on you*

swarnpert

*views your properties*

gummiehell

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daftpatience

and what if the character wasn't directly rejected but at every turn they were made to experience situations that made them feel completely irrefutably unwanted. what then

anarqueeen

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

anarqueeen

why is this the one

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