noise dept.
if i look back, i am lost
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
trying on a metaphor
Noah Kahan
Sade Olutola
occasionally subtle
Kiana Khansmith
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Mike Driver
d e v o n
KIROKAZE
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
pixel skylines
RMH
#extradirty
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@melodic-thunderstorm
one of the things my little brother and i do to each other is announce our presence by yelling HEWWO??? whenever we get home but. this has now caused our dad to also, upon getting home from work, throw the door open and yell. in the daddest voice possible. HEWWO???
You Canned These Worms. Now Lie In It
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You can’t make this stuff up 😐
My life philosophy
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top 5 plastic chairs i'd love to die in
number 1
number 2
number 3
Wheres the last 2 op
They died in plastic chair number 3
As a bi woman I feel personally attacked by Hozier’s music, because I am torn between:
1) wanting to worship women like he does in his songs and never sleep with a dude again;
2) wanting a dude to worship me like Hozier does the women in his songs; or
3) wanting to go to Ireland, lie down on a fairy mound, and hope that Hozier comes and spirits me away to the land where he and all the fae women he worships live
I’ve never related more in my life
Hozier: Plays™
Me:
Slightly uncomfortable dump
OP I think we need to have a talk about your definition of “slightly uncomfortable” because my levels of rage skyrocketed faster than it took Thanos to snap his fingers
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me: ur ugly
me, to myself: okay but did i ask?
uh, you cant sit with us
actually MEGAN i cant sit anywhere. i have
me @ me: im literally begging u to get ur shit together right now
We would have found evidence of a Bigfoot already if they existed
Ummm….. Actually
It took almost fifty years to find the first mountain gorilla after the first lowland gorillas were found.
It took over 60 years to capture the first live giant pandas after scientists actually believed the giant pandas existed.
Since the modern era of “Bigfoot” research began in 1958, we really are just at the beginning of our searching for them.
Porcupines and rodents eat the bones of dead animals. And most dying animals hide themselves in caves, and other quiet places when they feel close to death, so we wouldn’t find their bones.
Alternate take: Saw a kid touting that Bigfoot are dimension hoppers that go into the seam between realities specifically to die. (Also known as the Interdimensional Bigfoot Graveyard Theory)
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Deadass
The social cheat I’ve learned for this is to say:
“I have to check my calendar, why, what’s Friday?”
This says “Maybe” without saying “Maybe”, and giving you the option to make up a Doctor’s Appointment You Forgot About (or reschedule one you didn’t!) depending on what they say.
It’s an amazingly powerful sentence for my Autistic and ADHD ass - it gives me the ability to judge my social spoons, as well as communicating that “hey, I might have forgotten something, it’s not you it’s me” in a very non-offensive way.
“I have to check my calendar, why?”
I actually never know what’s on my calendar, so it’s not even a lie when I say this!
