The Melmacian Times

Dear Humans: You may like us natives of planet Melmac, but please do not imitate our dietary habits while out in the Human public.

Melmacian Classic Cinema has announced that it will be showing the following classic Melmacian film in honor of the 50th anniversary of the novel that the film is based on.

The Men in Black have asked this website to remind all Melmacians living on the trailer park of the galaxy (a.k.a. planet Earth) to keep their Human disguises in good condition or else replace them.

Apparently, a Melmacian in Human disguise had a wardrobe malfunction when the disguise's head piece split at the top, thereby slipping down and revealing the Melmacian's head.

Here is a photo of the incident:

The Melmacian colony in Quebec’s Montérégie administrative region is the recipient of needed assistance from the Men in Black’s regional headquarters in Quebec.

In order to limit the colony’s exposure to nearby Humans, the MiB will be installing sound-barrier walls along the colony’s perimeter.  The walls will be treated with a coating system to match surrounding areas, thus turning the walls into camouflage.