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The first wall section will be constructed along the border between the colony and Zee’s Pub, the latter being a Human-owned establishment.

Residents of the Melmacian colony in Quebec’s Montérégie administrative region are celebrating the opening of their colony’s newest restaurant, Chez Melmac, which is patterned after the original Chez Melmac that existed on planet Melmac. In keeping with tradition, the new restaurant’s signature dish is kitten gumbo, just like the signature dish of the original Chez Melmac.

The G& P company, maker of Rump & Hips Shampoo, has an apprenticeship available for the first lucky Melmacian who applies for it. For a first-hand account on what it is like to be an apprentice lint brush, contact Gordon Shumway.