At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

I am at my clits end

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

If your laugh is funnier than the joke, I love u

im ok i just need to see some sunlight shining on water