the secret land

challenging myself to write an original short story bc this fanfic cannot be the only time i write erotic vivisection

Mario party ass minigame

The wway she says "Gary fucked it all up" gives me life.

i didn't think to turn on the sound when i first reblogged😭

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

the wailing phantom

This is what we do to the guys. Back at the lab.