Everyone's Talking but no one's talking to me

in another timeline wes anderson is a middle school theater teacher bankrupting his art department with the most over-budget production of suessical the musical jr. that suburban houston will ever see

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

Boys will be boys

"anonymised people of the global south"'s even more racist european twin

"perfectly ordinary European countries shouldn't have to SUFFER like those mythical third-world countries. Define what those mythical third-world countries are? Ummm anyway I shouldn't have to suffer, that's not supposed to happen to people like me"

reblog to slap op with some paper in the wind

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing