Melanistic Moon

"...sometimes he wondered if there was some fundamental element of his nature which betrayed him. The master only struck him with his own hand once; each time, thereafter, he resorted to tools or his boot to inflict his pain. “You’re a little beast,” he said, “and touching you is beneath this master.” 

Ooh, good choice! Ok, here we go:

Blorbo (favorite character): That’s so hard man, do you know how many SW characters there are?! But I think my top character probably is Hera Syndulla, the kickass but compassionate Twi’lek pilot from Star Wars: Rebels.

Scrunkly (“baby” character): Grogu is so baby we called him “baby yoda” until he got a name. I just want him and his dad and teacher and cohort of aunts and uncles to keep him happy and safe. <3

Scrimblo Bimblo (underrated fave): I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if scrimblo bimblo was a SW character name, haha. But I’m going with Finn. He was done so dirty by the sequel trilogy and all but swept under the rug of fandom in favor of a mass murderer who committed patricide (which I guess is fandom’s “poor little meow meow” but it still grinds my gears). Finn just has so much heart and potential in his character and deserves more attention.

Glup Shitto (obscure fave): Steela Gerrera, Saw Gerrera’s fridged, lesser known sister. She’s a true anarchist fighting for the people of Onderon. Doesn’t enjoy violence but actively takes initiative to free her planet from Separatist control.

Poor Little Meow Meow (problematic fave): Asajj Ventress was a Sith who did horrible, horrible things including sexual assault, torture, and mass murder and yet she is compelling as hell. Especially in the “canon” novel featuring her and Quinlan Vos.

Horse Plinko (character I would torment for fun): Oh you know it’s Obi-Wan Kenobi. The man is charming as hell but also so condescending and smarmy I just want to shove his face in mud. It’s so gratifying to see how much he can suffer (and still not give up hope).