Monkey Mayhem

what does this mean

@melancholicmacaque

Scary, you call me

But you smell like pee

And you got no flea

And you’re not half as cool as a chimpanzee

You don’t got no monkey mates

Ur tumblr, Ape Nation hates

Your contribution hardly rates,

You forget macaques are NOT the smartest primates

You are mean

I’ll rip out your spleen

No one has ever seen

A monkey so obscene

Fuck you, macaque

I’ll break your back

Show you what you lack

Eat you for a snack

I’m an orangutan, bitch

And I’m not afraid to snitch

Or leave you dead in a ditch

And— Oh!

*The zoo keeper gives me a banana. My tummy stops rumbling and i am no longer hangry.*

Nvm macaque

I want our friendship back

Your company is what i lack

We can share a snack ?

I have bananas and peas

And even some fleas

So if you’d please

Apologize to me’s

You stick to me like a burr

I think I’ve gotten rid of you

Then back to me you transfer.

Stupid orangutan

I should send you back to Afghanistan

I’ll chop you up like the hatchet man

Faster than the tempo of the Can Can (180 bpm)

But BECAUSE I’m nice

I’m sorry for calling you mean

I was anxious because too much caffeine

Really, we work together like a machine

We go together like cytosine and guanine

I’ll accept your apology

As long as you share some bananas with me

And maybe

JUST maybe

@melancholicmacaque

Scary, you call me

But you smell like pee

And you got no flea

And you’re not half as cool as a chimpanzee

You don’t got no monkey mates

Ur tumblr, Ape Nation hates

Your contribution hardly rates,

You forget macaques are NOT the smartest primates

You are mean

I’ll rip out your spleen

No one has ever seen

A monkey so obscene

Fuck you, macaque

I’ll break your back

Show you what you lack

Eat you for a snack

I’m an orangutan, bitch

And I’m not afraid to snitch

Or leave you dead in a ditch

And— Oh!

*The zoo keeper gives me a banana. My tummy stops rumbling and i am no longer hangry.*

Nvm macaque

I want our friendship back

Your company is what i lack

We can share a snack ?

I have bananas and peas

And even some fleas

So if you’d please

Apologize to me’s

You stick to me like a burr

I think I’ve gotten rid of you

Then back to me you transfer.

Stupid orangutan

I should send you back to Afghanistan

I’ll chop you up like the hatchet man

Faster than the tempo of the Can Can (180 bpm)

But BECAUSE I’m nice

I’m sorry for calling you mean

I was anxious because too much caffeine

Really, we work together like a machine

We go together like cytosine and guanine

I’ll accept your apology

As long as you share some bananas with me

And maybe

JUST maybe