pup!

anyway i hope muslims have a good december especially muslims forced to wear christmas shit or literally lose their job 😐 you’re the best 💖

*kisses your neck because i’m trying to get fucked*

Why’d they de-sexy-code King Neptune for the SpongeBob movie?

Have you seen the fanart of this man while he was super duper sexy? That’s why they made him less sexy. People were legit drawing nsfw art and it was a problem

I’m going to require evidence of this to believe it

oh you would wanna see sexy king neptune fan art wouldn’t you

ngl if ur balls aren't slapping against me every time you thrust, are we even friends? :/

I want someone who’s down for being touched infront of our friends.. and then told to be quiet because you’re being too loud🥵😈✨

not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did? indescribable

If a sub ever sent me an audio of themselves masturbating I think I’d completely melt. The sounds of someone who desperately wants to be filled by me??? 🥵

Oh I’m just innocently thinking about licking the precum off the tip of your dick, wbu?

It sure would be a shame if someone used my tight little holes in my sleep!! That sure would be inconvenient to wake up to! Okay well I’m off to take a nap!!