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IVE SEEN THIS VID SO MANY TIMES WHAT THE FUCK

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lots of people say that tsukishima would have a degradation kink. i dont completely disagree with that but praising tsukishima makes me giggle. i need more😞
TSUKISHIMA THIRST
tws + tags ;; nsfw , minors dni. praise, degradation, vaginal, cockwarming, slight angst, slight infantilisation.
he's sat on the edge of the bed, scrolling on his phone until he notices you saunter towards him out of the corner of his eye.
turning off the screen, he places his phone on the bed and diverts his attention fully onto you. unsurprisingly, your hair is wet and you're wearing a peach toned robe — the plush belt was tied tightly to emphasise your figure, and it was short enough that it rode up your thigh daringly with each step.
the sight took his breath away (and already had his cock subtly stiffening in his trousers) but it wasn't unexpected. the whole reason he was sat on the bed doing nothing was because he was waiting for you to come out of the shower so he could use it.
he sighs, and is about to get up until you take a seat on his lap and prevent him from doing so. of course, he doesn't complain, he just spreads his legs slightly to help you get more comfortable, and rests his hand on the small of your back to keep you stable.
from the weary glint in your eye, and the slight trembling of your bottom lip, he can tell something is bothering you. and before you can even begin to muster up the courage to say something, tsukishima decides to speed up the process by asking bluntly, "what?"
raising your eyebrows, you stammer, "huh?"
mean co-worker! tsukishima kei becomes sooo affectionate and praises so much when he's drunk
。゚•┈꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱┈• 。゚
tw // inappropriate workplace relationships, slight bullying, drunken sex, vaginal, slight impact play, creampie, slight degradation, overstimulation & praise — 1.3k
he's such an asshole at work. he micro-manages everything you do and scrutinises your work to an unfairly harsh degree. he doesn't pay attention when you speak, or he just rolls his eyes and dismisses what you say. he talks shit about you behind your back but never leaves a trail so you can't report him to HR.
you didn't want to attend this stupid work night-out, if he was going to be there.
hence, it's honestly quite jarring how the night spins from laughing and having one-too-many glasses of wine with your colleuge at the bar, to you sprawled across his bed while he hits it from behind.
all your clothes have been discarded, and you're so drunk you can't remember whether you took your shoes off at his door or if you lost them during your uber ride home (during which you could hardly keep your hands off each other; the poor driver was probably mortified.)
regardless, none of that mattered now that you were collapsed on his sheets, letting his fat cock ram into your hole over and over, abusing that senisitive spot inside you. he stood at the edge of the bed, holding your hips firmly in place while he drilled into you, but he was so hammered that he was on the verge of losing balance with each rough thrust of his hips. the only way he could steady himself was by leaning forward, so his chest was against your back and his body is pressed closely against yours.
hot take alert: tsukishima kei prefers to praise over degrade BUT he is so sarcastic that it feels like degradation
。゚•┈꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱┈• 。゚
// tw ;; vaginal, impact play, praise/degradation, breeding mentions & rough sex
"that's right." he hums, while drilling into your aching pussy from behind, with his hand settled upon the apex of your back to keep you in place, "such a good fucking girl f' me." he slurs, adjusting his glasses which were rattling on his face with every harsh thrust, before returning his fingers to their rightful position — circling your clit at an agonising pace.
"k— kei!" you squeal. the side of your face was smushed against the pillow, and tears were clouding your vision from the way he was brutally pounding into you. still, out of the corner of your eye, you're able to catch a glimpse of the shit-eating grin plastered on his face. you were unsure what amused him so greatly: maybe it was the fact his praise was thinly-veiled mockery, or maybe he just relished in knowing how well he was fucking your brains out — as you weren't especially good at hiding it.
you were laid out before him, feebly clutching at the sheets for an inkling of solace as his cock slammed into you at a dizzying rate. strings of profanities and pornographic moans fell from your lips, while your walls were already fluttering around his cock like you were gunna climax. not to mention your trembling legs.
"aw, is my princess close already? i barely started. you must love this too much." he huffed out a chuckle, hips unrelenting even as he spoke scornfully. "it's okay. some girls can't handle big dick." he caresses your back, his tender touch in stark contrast to his contemptuous tone. " its nothing to be embarrassed about. you're good for other things, sweetie." his voice dripped with honey and caramel; it was almost convincing.
"ngh— no." you lied through your gritted teeth, denying that you're ready to orgasm.
for that you received a fierce smack on the ass, followed by tsukishima squeezing the flesh in his hand, "then why's your pussy gripping me like a fucking vice?" he rasps through a clenched jaw, irritation clear in his tone as he struggles to maintain speed when your walls are clamping down on him.
"that's jus— ah!" you whimper as he lands another harsh smack on your ass, but this one is enough to send you hurtling over the edge. your toes curled and your entire body shuddered as you submit to the intense climax that overcomes you.
"aw, look at that. so pretty, even when you finish." tsukishima teases, massaging your waist and continuing to fuck you through your high, despite how your twitching cunt made it impossible for him to suppress his own orgasm. "must be enjoying yourself, huh?" he comments, directed at how your hips rock back aimlessly against his cock.
"mmph.." is all you're able to groan, fully relaxing onto the bed, entirely worn out from your ride.
"awh, sweetie, you're saying that you're going to lay there and let me use you until i cum?" he jokingly interprets your muffled grumble as something you certainly did not say, but it doesn't feel like a joke when his hips start speeding up and resuming his ferocious thrusting.
"and you're saying you want me to cum inside that pretty hole and fill you up?" he taunts, still stroking your waist in his big hands as he plows into your glistening cunt, "well, aren't you just my perfect angel."
tsukishima kei knows he's big and is soooo cocky and sarcastic about it
。゚•┈꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱┈• 。゚
tw + tags ;; nsfw minors dni. vaginal, breeding kink, size kink, past relationships mentioned, degradation, overstimulation & dacryphilia mentioned.
his cock pierces into your sopping hole at a delirious rate. your faces is nestled between his pillows, while your ass is up and he rams into you repeatedly. your worn body shakes which each powerful thrust, and your ass bounces around his base.
the sheets are balled up in your fists, as you cry into the pillow due to deliciously painful stretch your pussy has to constantly endure. it stung so bad yet simultaneously, you never want it to stop. your boyfriend is so long, you don't know how to cope with it — all you can do is lay there and pray.
"why are you acting like some virgin schoolgirl?" you can virtually hear the eyeroll as he speaks. although, his steady pace doesn't falter, and he moves a hand to cradle your calf that was tensing and jerking around in the air. he strokes your leg, all the way to your ankle where he sees your toes are curled firmly. "what? never taken big dick before?"
he laughs, but it's not clear what he finds amusing: the notion of you being inexperienced sexually, or the fact you are too cock-drunk to reply to his sarcastic remarks properly. usually you're quite quick-witted, but now you've devolved into a overstimulated mess who is barely able to stagger out the breathiest of moans.
however, it's made evident that he is entertained by his previous suggestion, when he elaborates scornfully, "god, your ex must've been such a fuckin' loser." he snickers again, pushing his glasses up his nose.
not that you're able to see, you're too busy being plowed into the mattress by his merciless length. his faint veins were rubbing against the most sensitive parts inside you, and it's like he's trying to break something within you each time his tip thumps against your cervix. "kei! i ca— nngh, i can't! stop, 'm too close.."
" 'you can't stop' stop what? you're not doing anything, sweetie." his voice drips with honeyed mockery. it irritates you when he tries to be clever and purposefully misinterprets what you say. but his length is clogging up your walls so well that you can't bring yourself to care. "just keep doing what you do best. hah—" he heaves, hastily clearing his throat, "being pretty n' tight. too fuckin' tight." that's generally considered a compliment but the way he says it makes it sound like a slur.
"shit, you're not made for this.." he curses at you, hips slamming into yours at full-force, watching intently as your doting cunt is swallows him up. "stick to clit stuff cos this is just— ah—" he choked on his own words, only able to be sarcastic for so long before his climax gets the better of him.
his lips seel together and his eyes screw shut as he breathes his way through his high, still weakily thrusting into your poor cunt but with significtantly less vigour. each movement was more sloppy and desperate as he fills up your snug hole.
the entire time his hand is on your leg, caressing your calf, and the other is idly toying with your clit. "shit." is all the can think to utter. this is not what he intended. you were supposed to be the one who was so split in half on his dick that you finish in like three minutes. but instead, he was the first to climax. disastrous execution of his fantasy.
"aren't you going to pull out?" you groan, weary hole pleading for solace.
"no. we're going to do this again and again until you're used to me, so you stop crying every time you take it." he tuts, harsh word contrasting with the affectionate way he massages your folds, "get comfortable. it'll take a while."
"hm, you don't like it when i cry? i thought you were into."
"why would i enjoy seeing you cry? you know i love you, dumbass." he squeezes your ass harshly, smirking when you jolt in reaction. "which is exactly why you need to stop crying like a little bitch."

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tsukishima's apartment had thin-as-paper walls. everyone in the building knew it—especially the neighbors next door. they already hated seeing you show up, because it meant they wouldn’t be getting a decent night’s sleep. kei knew it too, and the smug bastard took full advantage of it.
right now, his cock is buried balls-deep in your pussy from behind, his long frame towering over you. his glasses are slightly askew, blond hair damp with sweat, but his composure stays intact—except for the cruel smirk tugging at his lips.
his palm is plastered over your mouth, because you just couldn’t fucking shut up. “—mmphh! mmmhh, kei—ahhhh!” your cries are muffled against his hand, high-pitched and desperate, spit leaking between your lips.
he huffs a laugh, breath hot against your ear as he pounds into you hard enough the bed slams into the wall. “fuck, you’re soaking all over my cock.” he pulls his hand away just to hear your voice crack into the room. “keeiii...! ahhhh—f-fuck, so deep, nggghhhhh—”
“shut up,” he snaps, slamming his cock into you so brutally your whole body jolts. your tits bounce against the sheets, your ass clapping against his hips as he grips it hard enough to bruise. “keep moaning like that and they’ll call the landlord again. you want that, don’t you? want everyone to know how fucking sloppy you get on my cock?”
“yes—ahhh, y-yeess! kei, don’t stop—” you sob, nails clawing the sheets. he lets out a sharp laugh, fucking you harder, faster, your cunt squelching with every ruthless thrust. “so fucking loud. listen to yourself. begging for me to fuck you while your pussy’s leaking down your thighs.”
your body trembles violently when he shifts his angle, cock slamming against your cervix over and over until you’re screaming into the pillow. tears streak your cheeks, drool soaking the fabric as your throat gives out broken cries of his name. “shit, you’re tight,” he mutters, voice low and mocking as sweat slides down his temple. his hips never falter, long and brutal strokes pounding you open. “you’re clenching so fucking hard—what, you gonna cum again already?”
“y-yes! kei, i—i can’t, ohmygoood, kei—ahhh!” he grips the back of your neck and forces your face into the mattress, using you like a toy, his cock dragging against every soaked, fluttering inch of you. “pathetic. i should record this—let you hear how dumb you sound when you’re cumming all over me.”
your walls clamp down violently, soaking him, cream gushing around his cock as you scream into the sheets. kei doesn’t even slow down—he fucks you straight through it, hips slamming against your ass with loud, wet slaps. “already creaming all over me and i’m not done yet.” his voice is calm, cruel, even as his pace grows rougher, desperate.
you’re a sobbing mess, body limp as he uses your hips like handles. “k-kei, please—ahhh, too much, too much—” “shut up.” his tone sharpens, cold, as he slams deep and holds there, cock twitching before he starts rutting into you like he owns you. his teeth grit as he groans low in his chest, finally letting his composure slip. “take it. take my cum, since that’s all your pussy’s good for.” the hot rush of his release floods your cunt, spilling thick and deep. his cock jerks inside you as he empties himself, cum seeping out and dripping messily down your thighs when he pulls back just enough to watch it leak.
kei pushes two fingers back into your pussy, shoving the cum back inside with a cruel smirk. “not wasting a drop, keep it all in, yeah?” you whimper, collapsing into the sheets, cunt clenching weakly around his fingers as more of his seed drips out.
sure enough, he received another complaint by the morning.
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hi hi hi
omg ive been absolutely so dead and i blame school and work for killing all my time but hopefully now i can sort of start getting into the groove of writing some stuff here again bc i really miss tumblr :(
i have some like rAndom horny thoughts in my drafts AHAHA so like maybe one of these days i’ll just post them oOp
anyways i hope you’re all having a good one mUah luv you guys <3
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IM BORED SO IM STARTING A GAME
using the link above, take the quiz and see who would be most likely to have a crush on you! tag like three people
I'm gonna tag @kiyoo-omi @churochuu and @lilias-little-writer
not surprised that I got 100% tendou tbh
thank you!!! 🥺💞
tagging: @msbwhy @trash-writings @hisoillusandwich @innrsoul + any others~
here’s a clickable link!
atsumu not having a crush on me is because i actively bully him which is why samu is at 50% send tweet
@darkatsumu @c-herri @keishinslove @akaashi-bby @sakeomi @daichis-kitty @tsumtsumland @u-make-my-heart-tsumtsum @tsumue and anyone else who wants to play!
osamu really hurts me with this
tagging: @lunarshinsuke @hajimesh @eustasswaifu @rice-hime @xiaoli-i @smolmo
me and Kags best capri-duo lol 😄✊
tagsss: @mulberrysilk that’s all I don’t have any other hq mutuals ahhh 😭😭😭 whoever wants to do this is free to do so tho lol
@eustasswaifu thank you for tagging me!!! Omg I’m so far from Ushihubbyyy but that’s okay I got Bokutoooo 😭💕 I’m shook with how tsuki is 2nd I legit am not book smart wtfff
Me and Bokuto share the emo mode I can’t 🥺
Terushima what 🤡 I’m not that confident reeee
tagging if y’all wanna try 😋 : @kaashikoi @selfishwitch @iwaasfairy
thank u for tagging me @mulberrysilk <33
what the FAWK yamaguchi and wtf why is hinata 3rd i don’t have enough energy for him
tagging: @sunabi @moonbabytetsu n @dilfsuna if y’all wanna do it hehe
thank you for tagging me luv 🥺
i’m not even suprised that kenma would have a crush on me LMAO we’d be introverts playing video games together <333
tagging: @kenmatero @firebonbon @b-o-n-e-daddy if you guys want to <3
Pro!Shinsou Sketches
THESE SKETCHED LIVE IN MY HEAD RENT FUCKING FREE MY GOD
it’s the way i only think about dabi and shinso
like any other anime character does not exist in my brain rn
✨literal brain rot of these two✨

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the way i think i’m shadow banned again 🤡🤡🤡
dabi loves to see you ride him all the time. he loves to see how you bounce on his cock to fulfill your needs. loves how your tits will conveniently end up right in front of his face just for him to give them a good suck. he can’t get enough of your hands gripping his biceps when youre so close. when you lead his hands right to your clit to give you that last extra push. dabi likes to make you think you have the control when he truly has you wrapped around his finger. the way he lets “helps you” go faster or slower, how he kiss your neck and pull your hair to have you melting at his touch. when you’re on top of him it’s he who has all the power as you follow his every command. he doesn’t tell you what to do but he’s practically trained your body into just letting him lead the way. your legs could be trembling and begging you to stop and all he would have to do it grip those hips and whisper how good his little slut is being for him to keep you going <333
so i came out to my mom a while back and she ended up calling me today saying that she knows i like girls but at the end of the day i have to answer to a god and made me feel like i wasn’t worthy ??? in a sense of being loved by god or whoever even though my version of god is that he loves all so i never truly questioned it ya know but today was the first day since i had come out that i felt unworthy sO anyways this is basically a long version of me saying enjoy these self inculdged comfort hc’s i wrote LMAO so i hope you enjoy :)
tendou comforting you after you come out to your parents ( + the shiratorizawa boys )
when you came out to tendou, he was so happy for you
he wanted nothing more than for you to be yourself and be happy
so when you come to him telling him what happened with your parents and how they didn’t seem at all pleased
he was devasted
satori knows what it’s like to be ostracized
he knows how it can truky fuck with your brain
how it’ll make you feel like you don’t know your worth
so he does the only thing he can do
he decides to set up a whole day just for you
a day with the shiratorizawa boys who you’ve also become very close with
they take you out to your favorite restaurant to have some lunch
ushi even makes you some sweet treats for the road
you go back to his place with them and watch movies and just genuinely have a good time
he wanted to make sure they could take your mind off of what had happened
and after you had relaxed they start to tell you how much they love you
semi starts by telling you that you’re beautiful
ushijima tells you that you’re kind
shirabu goes on with saying that you’re hilarious
goshiki says that you’re an amazing person
and tendou reminds you that you are worthy of being loved
that you should never feel the need to hide yourself because of others opinions
satori wants you to know that if your family won’t accept you that he and the rest of the boys will be there
through thick and think because who you are matters more than who you love
before i continue writing LEMME TALK ABOUT IWAIZUMI HAJIME (27) ATHLETIC TRAINER BECAUSE THIS BEAST DOES ✨THINGS✨ TO ME
just imagine ur @ the gym minding ur business when u see this absolutely gorgeous athletic trainer checking up on his clients and then he approaches you when ur doing squats or something like that (in my case it would def be squats bc me want ass bc me got no ass) AND THEN he‘s like watching u (respectfully) with now listen to me his arms crossed on his chest and you see how his shirt almost cuts into his fucking biceps and u see his fingertips like peaking under his arms and you’re there like 🏋🏻♀️help me sir i just came here to get my shit together🏋🏻♀️
BUT THEN he asks you if he could help u and ofc you say yes and then he adjusts your back and he touches you like right over your ass as if he wants to tease you who knows?
and u continue your squats and stuff and then u look into the mirror in front of you and then you see how he crosses his arms again before he smirks and heads over to the next client
k goodnight its 6pm
LU PLEASE 😭😭😭
i absolutely cannot stop tHINKING about mr iwazumi hajime (27) athletic trainer like FUCK he’s so fine and built and like reading this did not help sO ANYWAYS i will continue to think about him for the rest of the day

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So I’m aware I haven’t really posted anything in a while but I hope this reaches someone. My brother’s name is Efren. Growing up he used to tease and make fun of me, but among all the teasing he also helped raise me along with our mom. When he was little he wanted to be an architect. But his is the story that a lot of Mexican American working class families face: either take the opportunities available to you to attain your dreams, or curtail those in order to take care of your family. He chose his family. After graduating high school he turned down full ride scholarships in order to stay and work to help pay the bills. It was just him, my mom, and me. After a couple of years we got stable enough economically that he was able to go to college, but after graduation we fell on hard times again and instead of finding work in his field or applying to architecture school like he always dreamed, he decided to stick around and help us again. It’s because of his choice to help our family that I was able to go to college too, something that for a time I didn’t think was possible. It’s because of him that I was able to apply to and get accepted into a PhD program in the hopes of becoming a professor. It’s because of him that my mom has a house to call her own. My mom and I owe him everything. Yesterday, he was diagnosed with acute lymphoblastic leukemia (ALL). He’s uninsured. I’m a student, our mom works in childcare. There’s a high success rate for remission if he gets treatment, but we can’t afford it. He’s all me and my mom have, and we can’t lose him. He chose family growing up, and it’s my turn to choose him. Please, any donation helps. I just want him to come home.
I know times are tough with covid and everything so if anyone could please just spare a dollar or a reblog thatd be great. I can’t lose him.
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