midnight hagette

I’m not the woman I was a few years ago or even a year ago but I still like to hold her hand and remind her she did her best with what she knew

(knows nothing about a subject) I Should Start An Ambitious Project

Yeehaw yall. Gracie is on the run.

Yeehaw yall. Gracie is on the run.

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

james baldwin was so right when he said “the children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.”

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

I will say as a great enjoyer of the Cis Hetero Romance Novel that if anywhere on the cover the author is described as writing good dirty talk you are inevitably going to run into a sex scene where the dude starts spouting off some shit like "I'm going to put my hard dong in your cute little pussy and freak it sensitive style"

to be clear many romances struggle with bad sex dialogue but there is a direct correlation between an author being specifically praised for it and the likelihood that what she's actually writing is "I can't wait to eat your tight hole like a bag of airplane pretzels"

just remembered some of my students follow this blog

The corollary to this is whenever conversation is described as banter I know it’s going to make me want to die

they call it banter and it's just two people having the most stilted unnatural unfunny back and forth that anyone has ever cooked up

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by