Meg

the "gifted kid" to "likes being called stupid in a sexual way" pipeline

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

i want to be the reason you masturbate

Girls are so cute because they’re so shy it’s easier for them to imagine being raped and forced to beg and plead and cum against their will and have the confession of their desperate need for it forced from their whore mouths at knifepoint then vocalize the words “hey we should hook up”

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

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the ashtrays in airplane bathrooms are a fascinating harm reduction metaphor. yes it's illegal as hell to smoke in there. yes there's a smoke detector that will snitch on you the second you light up. so why is there an ashtray? because if there weren't, your single momentary dumbass crime could kill 300 people. it is fucking vital that if someone does have a lit cigarette on a plane, they have a place to safely put it out.

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