Alpha Male

I like how this post is still going around long after it’s outlived this entire website feature

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

Jesus you people listen to bad country music. Dork bullshit city over here.

robbing the pharaos tomb but hes the broke pharaoh and theyres nothing to steal

and the picture of him on the sarcophagus he's turning his pockets out and shrugging

Im in your senior home tormenting your sweet catholic grandma with fabricated photographs of the devil

what should I listen to

women

i can’t make new posts right now on my iphone so i’m using this reblog to say that that tintin movie is fucking fire

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

there is other things too there's zoo tycoon

it’s because you’re always in that damn hole that resembles the grave but isn’t