Darling Bud of May

You talking about a treadmill like that ain’t a whole cheetah.

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

oh good I was worried

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

Hero cat

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

a conversation I saw at Taco Bell

does anyone else secretly have that “i liked it before it was cool” complex but wont admit it

Some of you are actually really nice people and it shows

life is like a giant mushroom 

Explain

now is your last chance to show hole

so are orochimaru’s nipples still legal or nah

omg

Foot

The beans are growing nicely this year.

the plant has a question

tumblr is dumb. we’re going back to neopets