the laughing smiler

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

(whispering to the flight attendant) fantastic... very helpful. i've noticed you're wearing the same clothing as several other people... why is that

bored out of my mind so i'll be outside hitting concrete with my longsword for a while

id like to trap you in my cursed coin!

Not so very nice… I’m counter hexing you. And I’ve also purified the evil coin, and it’s happy now and it loves you.

What the fuck?

i saw the best necromancers of my generation destroyed by lesbian situationships

aww hes so cute whats his name? *touches your babys foreheead and curses him*

*beginning to suspect my roommate is a pulley* hey man would you mind picking up this big crate by changing the direction of applied force, thereby reducing the force needed? no reason

My mom would love this post

Settlers of catan

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

i like a trans headcanon as much as the next guy but sometimes it really boils down to “that character has not had enough agency and/or introspective freedom in their life to have transitioned by the time we meet them in their story”

Unconditionally accept nonbinary identities. I am no longer asking

you will not call others theyfabs or theymabs unless they label themselves that. You will not screencap people using bun/bunself and slap them in cringe comps. Do you understand?