the laughing smiler

transgender lesbian office ladies. you agree. reblog

Fishing Lesbian's always putting facts out there she's great i think. It'd be great if she was on tumblr in some capacity

I guess we'll never know.

i wear my headphones all day to listen to my frequency that keeps me docile

what are three thousand things you associate with me

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

(whispering to the flight attendant) fantastic... very helpful. i've noticed you're wearing the same clothing as several other people... why is that

bored out of my mind so i'll be outside hitting concrete with my longsword for a while

id like to trap you in my cursed coin!

Not so very nice… I’m counter hexing you. And I’ve also purified the evil coin, and it’s happy now and it loves you.

What the fuck?

i saw the best necromancers of my generation destroyed by lesbian situationships

aww hes so cute whats his name? *touches your babys foreheead and curses him*

*beginning to suspect my roommate is a pulley* hey man would you mind picking up this big crate by changing the direction of applied force, thereby reducing the force needed? no reason

My mom would love this post