the laughing smiler

im going to explode in the kiln

is it good that I keep dying in other people's dreams

Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

ads targeted to men: this product will NOT make you gay seriously

I saw someone spell it "whimsicle" today. Like popsicle

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

omg did you seriously invite the torturer 😐

just got a job at PEMDAS as an Exponent