Gup

Question to all the people who have the facilities to pee standing up... Has the pee stream ever split in an unexpected way that results with your sock being uncomfortably warm and wet? Yeah, me neither, just... curious if that's happened to someone

You know, running out of money is pretty nice once in a while. All subscriptions I forgot about will just time out and won't renew unless I resubscribe to them. So I guess it's not so bad

Just watched Markiplier's Iron Lung movie. If you're a fan of Markiplier/ a fan of the original game, I highly recommend it! I won't spoil anything, but it was one of the best movies that I've watched in the last 5 years

House sitting/ pet sitting is so weird sometimes. I'm just allowed to lounge around with a cat, and I'm doing exactly what I'm being paid for

I absolutely love social media. No one knows who I am. Anyone who sees this will imagine Gup saying it. They will only ever think of Gup when I post, and I love that

Grown men who clap, shout, and scream at their TV while watching football concern me.

During my funeral, I want them to play "Man in a Box" by Alice in Chains. I think a few family members and friends would have a chuckle about it.