If it's not Homoerotic what's the point?

God bless faggots

getting older and weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled is literally what it's all about

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

life is nothing without eroticism and whimsy

“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me

canoeing is a fantastic word . those vowels are absolutely out of control in there

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.