a surfeit of sass

yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot

Characters that are extremely honorable but extremely violent are always the hottest

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

feeling pretty dissociative and alienated from personhood rn if any bad bitches want to exploit me as a living weapon

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

Best sex position is guy who’s not there but is fundamental to everything

my final act of love will have casualties

don’t worry about the ‘dies irae’ notes in my leitmotif i’m totally fine

yeah yeah it’s one thing to be doomed by the narrative but it is much hotter to be doomed by one real woman who is choosing you to die on purpose

my only crimes were loving too much and confusing love with violence and so also extreme violence too i guess also i stole a few things too

gotta be honest I think a REAL juicy dynamic is when someone has a True Love and a Soulmate and they are two different people

see this person is the love of my life I would follow them anywhere every day is brighter for having them in it. and THIS bastard shares a soul with me we'll find each other in every universe and understand each other in ways no other living being could. neither of us are particularly thrilled about this