Amazonian queen

BUENOS DIAS SAMUS

This Goose is now the True King of Britain

titled goose game

Disabled lives are not inherently filled with suffering and when they are it’s usually because someone put it there.

every time i have to take my iron pills i think about that scene in xmen where magneto kills that guy by yanking the blood out of his body and using the iron in it to break out of supervillain jail and now i'm wondering what it's like being diagnosed with an iron deficiency in the xmen universe. like. do they just tell you to go home or what.

you want my blood to have more iron in it??? the thing magneto uses to kill people???

@kingofthewilderwest

I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end with “Come get your stuff or I’m donating it to goodwill”? People never change.

This is my new breakup format

Fuck him and his harem. I hope Nisaba made you #1 wife, baby

screaaaming me

“pick up your flax shawls and sandals or else I will donate them to the temple of the moon god” idk why but this bit in particular is SENDING me humans have literally always been the same

please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour

i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words

I am genuinely shocked that “let’s get you out of those wet clothes” is not a popular fic trope. It’s like Only One Bed but with having to undress! It writes itself!

Let’s make “let’s get you out of those wet clothes” trope happen!

We can do it!

Also seconding this because it’s so obvious for so many things. Do you want sexy? So easy. Do you want a parental moment between two characters? Excellent. An intense platonic moment of being accepted in a way that never happened before? Right there. A pivotal moment of intimacy that changes the dynamic of the relationship WHATEVER that relationship may be? It writes itself!