Cogito ergo sum.

don’t 👏 listen 👏 to 👏 florence and the machine 👏 if 👏 you’re 👏 not 👏 an 👏 emotionless 👏 dead-inside 👏coldhearted 👏 robot 👏 who 👏 can’t 👏 feel 👏 love 👏

Raising a 3 year old (boy) is like the equivalent of taking care of a drunk college student.

Fake plants are sort of like stuffed animals for adults.

im sorry to everyone who has ever tried to talk to me and then realized my communication skills are equivalent to a stale piece of bread

send me a ❖ + a question and my muse will be forced to tell the truth.

okay but one of those “whatever tag shows up for this word” memes for: -son -trash -dead -child -smol -hate

i relate to neutron stars, for i, too, have been crushed beyond recognition by the gravity of my responsibilities, and i will continue to spin wildly for many years

@ august please be a little gentle with me I’m so tired

If you’re taking a course on hacking and manage to hack the server where your grades are stored and change them to 100%, you deserve the grade you get.