"I Am Ironman."

[~\/~] MechanicalHeartbeat

A Dash Only Multi-Muse Blog featuring Tony Stark/Ironman This blog is penned by Trance. Mun and Muse are 21+ My pronouns are Dude/Bro/Dad. (Not that it matters) I do not condone god modding, auto hitting/killing, or any other attempt of taking control of my character during our writing interactions (There as some exceptions to this but clearly combat is not one of them). Bestiality, Selfcest, Incest, and Rape are not tolerated on this blog. (This isn't the GoT or My Little Pony fandom).

"Uhhh, nothing Pep, just had an idea for this... thing."

There's no missing the sheepish grin on Tony's face. She has walked in and caught him red handed doing something she had strictly forbidden him from doing... turning their home back into a lab, despite Pepper's down to earth personality, she was incredibly fond of their kitchen and dining room sets, things Tony had already planned on moving out of the way.

It was a waste of time to try and pretend she wouldn't figure out what was going on.

...So instead, he leaned casually against the counter, subtly trying to block the prototype he'd been tinkering with using a cereal box and a very poorly placed roll of paper towels.

"Look, technically, and I do mean technically, I didn’t bring the whole lab in here. Just a few pieces. Little ones. Compact. Modular. Very feng shui."

He flashed her a hopeful grin, the kind that usually meant trouble was already halfway through the door.

"I was going to clean everything up before dinner. Promise."

Tony sighs finally, throwing up his hands as he acknowledges he's been caught.

"I vaguely remember the DJing, peeing the suit though? You're making that up, never happened."

Tony offers her a knowing look, followed by a cheesy and some what embarrassed smirk. He was fortunate Pepper spent all her time cleaning up his messes instead of leaking them to the press. She could definitely make a killing blackmailing him.

"What can I say, champagne runs right through me."

That said, Tony shamelessly raises a glass of champagne up and clinks the glass against the one in her hand.

"I promise Pepper tonight, nobody will pee their pants, and there won't be any suits... except the handcrafted Italian one that I'm currently wearing... thanks for picking it up by the way. Ah... excuse me."

Tony takes the moment to steal the attention of not just Pepper, but every other individual in the room, as he raises his glass up in a toast.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to propose a toast, to Pepper Potts, CEO of Stark Industries, and as Happy so aptly put it, the best thing that ever happened to me."

There is a resounding cheer in response from the room, followed by clapping and whistling from all corners of the party. Tony holds his glass back up to her again before downing it's contents in a single gulp.