Run for your life!

I realize I’m a twelve year old for laughing at this

Same

Jesus, apparently Michael Jordan doesn’t do anything half-ass.

This Valentine’s day, come to beautiful Rock City TN and stand where distraught lovers once stood, crippled by depression, before flinging themselves to their deaths.

“He leans down and kisses me, his fingers still moving rhythmically inside me, his thumb circling and pressing. His other hand scoops my hair off my head and holds my head in place. His tongue mirrors the actions of his fingers, claiming me. My legs begin to stiffen as I push against his hand. He gentles his hand, so I’m brought back from the brink ... I come instantly again and again, falling apart beneath him … then I’m building again … I climax anew, calling out his name.”

Also, they are masturbating.

FUCK YEAH SURVEYS!!!!

S O U L 👊 👊 M A T E

WHAAAAA -- DID I JUST COME UP WITH A MILLION DOLLAR APP?!?!?!?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLddPakLF1I&t=1m46s

Jesus Christ, did someone at Blackberry come up their new phone line after watching "The Producers"?

So what's the over/under that this thing comes with a belt holster?

"…hanukkah and hermaphrodite are neck and neck in the results."

These two books were correctly placed in the same section.

The weird thing is how it didn't make me feel "pretty" at all.

The Chrome plugin, "Cloud To Butt Plus", may be the greatest plugin ever made.