alma

friday night this, friday night that. what about saturday morning huh. what about the consequences of your actions

dan has talked about his bed and his room in the phouse before but phil never has… this means phil does not have a room or a bed because dan won’t let him. SAD. smash that like button if you cried for the twink sleeping on the floor

wdapteo TODAY ‼️

wdapteo TODAY ‼️

YouTube user Danandphilgames keeps engaging in top or bottom discourse can we tell them to stop that’s so problematic

being a phannie in 2024 is so cool because dan and phil post a video and the notification and title give you psychic damage. and then you see the thumbnail and it punches you right in the chest. and then you watch the video and it is 20-30 minutes of psychologically harrowing twink flirtation. and THEN you go on tumblr and reblog 200-300 posts about how happy and free dan and phil are in the video and it's like being shot.

So we agree, Dip and Pip should only be interviewed by Phannies and 63-year-old straight men who have no idea who they are.

overheard someone say that lesbians don’t have male icons the way gay men have female icons…. baby you have not logged onto tumblr dot com. the lesbians are dedicating blogs to men who look like the default mii

jedus never said "and obviously we were more than friends but it was more than just romantic. this is someone who genuinely liked me. we are real best friends, companions through life, like, actual soulmates." and i'll leave it at that.

Phan Tumblr is Dan and Phil's side chick. They love us and please us silently but in the end it's always react to Phan Twitter on main...

thank god there are phannies in journalism now so we don't have to sit through 500 interviews of "so you make money...on youtube?????" like we did with tatinof and ii, and instead can get the real hardhitting questions like "why is your sims gameplay so wack"