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she's a 10 but she wants to stab me so that makes her an 11

Being an adult is recognizing that yes, I AM falling for that middle age actress and giving in and just watching everything she’s in instead of fighting it.

horrors beyond my comprehension more like horrors beyond my articulation. i know exactly what it is but id never be able to explain it to anyone

My favorite musician is Various Artists

Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.

if i were a vampire i would do many things. but getting interviewed is not one of them

gay sex, however..

if horror anthologies were girls i’d kiss them

"I could make that abstract art, anyone could" then make it. Unironically. Go buy some paints. Do a mild googling. Do it, make the same art. See what it feels like. Find out what it inspires in you. Back in high school one kid was pretty disparaging of Jackson Pollock's art until we MADE Jackson Pollocks and it became his THING for the rest of the year. You could go into the art room on break to find him picking out colors and preparing space to make em. Try on the abstract art and let yourself forge a genuine connection to it, coward.