Angels Don't Taunt.

Gil, apparently having spent way too much time on social media, decided that wearing a skimpy maid outfit would be a great way to present herself to her crush.

(Although the vibes were more like...a cat bringing home a dead bird.)

So she ordered the stupid costume from Nico’s Amazon account (Nico is absolutely making her pay for this later) and tried to flirt with Nero.

“Hey, Nero~ 💗 I’ll be your skimpy maid today!!”

Gil said this with her confidence through the roof, like she had just dropped the greatest pickup line in human history.

Nero did not love this.

Or maybe he did.

Hard to tell when he was yelling that loudly.

“GIL, FOR THE LOVE OF- TAKE THAT SHIT OFF— NO, WAIT- DON’T TAKE THAT SHIT OFF PUT IT BACK ON OH NO”

“What’s the matter, Baby Blue? You’re blushing like crazy. Guess I gotta start calling you Baby Pink now!!😘”

"I’M NOT BLUSHING, STOP CALLING ME THAT OR I WILL-... I'LL- "

"You'll what??👀 Careful, Baby Blue. Keep teasing me and I might start purring〜!”

“YES- NO- WHAT?! FUCK- GIL, STOP TALKING!!”

--rest of the gang reacting to this clown shit--

Dante: “Skimpy Maid, huh. Yo, Gilly! My toilet’s been clogged for days, and the kitchen’s crawling with roaches. If you’re gonna be a maid, you might wanna start there. Oh, and maybe wear something that actually covers your ass unless you want roaches crawling up there and chewing through your intestines. Yeah. That happens. Real ugly way to go.” (Gil cries because wtf, new phobia unlocked)

Vergil: “hmm....Fitting attire for a fool. If she insists on being an underling, then so be it.”(doesn't even bother to look up from his book)

Griffon(somehow there): “SHE’S ＣＡＫＥＤ🫪”

Nico: “Damn, angel-cakes, you lookin’ good in that getup you frickin' bought with ma damn money... Even the bird’s thirsting over your pretty ass. You know what? I'm inspired...”

Kyrie: “😮😐....Nero?? Care to explain??🙂🔪🔪🔪”

Lady: “Honestly? Not bad for a gremlin like you. But if you’re trying to win over that puppy of yours, you gotta do better. A girl's gotta have some class sometimes. 😉”

Trish: “Gil, roaches won’t eat you. Demons will. Cover your ass before some deranged freak decides to make a meal out of it🤦‍♀️”

--

[DMC OC] Celebrating May 10th(which was like, dyas ago I know)

May 10th is normally a normal day. But Gilly took her chance to impress her crush.

I just realized this.... it be so sweet if V resembled Eva, his human mother. (even if he doesn't have her luscious blonde hair. )

I mean, if we squint hard enough...🧐

V and G

Gilbert likes this poem man.

This jumpscared me lowkey

Thought it was Vergil for a sec....