To A Great Mind, Nothing Is Little.

blood magic isn’t even that big of a deal you guys are just sensitive

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

daddy wants to see yall on yall baddest behavior. lend me some sugar. I AM your neighbor.

never been seen in the same room together

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

Can @raccoonmilf vouch for this? Super rad if true.

Yes it’s true

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

I guess the reason I love the name of the doctor so much is kind of the bait and switch of it, where Moffat teases that the Doctor's real name is some secret mysterious birth name that's a surprise tool to save the day, but then the Doctor drops the title in the final line "but not in the name of the Doctor" and it just clicks that it's never been about the power of the name youre given at birth. The Name of the Doctor isn't alluding to the Doctor's "real name" but the promise inherent in the title "The Doctor", which is only powerful because the Doctor chose it for himself. Idk. Do you get it. This is because Dr Who is transgender.

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary