Mel San

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

why is this so funny

I wanna ride it.

​this worked last night lets go for round two

Barack Obama is part of all my goals. Like, relationship goals, friendship goals, not quite career goals but success goals.

i can assure you i do not

HELL YEAH!

not all heroes wear capes

money butt god bless

MONEY BUTT. IM HERE FOR THIS.

He died and y'all went to the club anyway????

he would want us to