Arthur Dimmesdale was Probably Hot

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

Happy Pride

When people talk about all art being political (hard agree) they always talk about the content, themes, etc present within the art itself. Which obviously I get and obviously is a huge part of it. Of course. But I’m personally always struck by the politics surrounding the more metatextual elements of the art; that is, stuff like access to the tools needed for the creation of the art. I mean the literal materials of which an artpiece is made. This is a low-hanging-fruit example but I’m reminded of that Disney adult who tried to claim art isn’t inherently political by being like “I just drew a stick figure on a napkin, is that political? 🤣🤣” & while I think there are multiple different angles from which one could criticize this blatantly pathetic argument, I remember being really struck by like… the flagrant “waste” of implicitly throwaway resources that many parts of the world just literally don’t have and/or that carry with them deeply fraught histories of capitalist labor exploitation and destruction of natural resources. Like. Napkins?? The apolitical canvas that is paper napkins?

i do not know how to communicate to other usamericans that 99% of the time No, you do not need to and should not bring your dog to that public space

that's not your wubby pubby sweetie son boy darling to me that is a 60 pound animal with significant bite strength that you elected not to train because he's "just a pupper"

the word "girls" implies at least 2 girls so when a strip club neon sign says "girls girls girls" it could mean a minimum of 6 girls which to you may sound like a reasonable amount of girls but me it scares me to no end (shy)

theoryslop. you only believe in it because it has evidence supported by and relating to the narrative and themes of the work

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot

cat slept on my chest all night and i was gonna comment on all the air i missed out on breathing but then i realized that makes me sound like a corporation talking about how much money was 'stolen' by piracy like i cant act like i was owed all that oxygen just because the potential to breathe it was there. keep it up kitty.

It took me a solid thirty seconds to realize that Phragmites was probably the genus name of the plants in the picture and not, like, an ancient Greek warrior waiting in the marshes to attack.