Cosmic Wuffle

i can’t stop laughing that gif is perfect

A blanket doesn’t keep you warm, you keep the blanket warm.

that lighting cue was on point tho

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

nintendo paid for this post

blizzard payed for that reply

I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)

did it taste good?

it was very good. thank you for asking :) i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow 

reblog for a good lunch tomorrow

I just want to sit on someone’s lap in my underwear and an oversized shirt and make out until we’re both so horny we’re delirious and then they can throw me down and fuck me until I’m trembling is that too much to ask?