All Fall Down

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

hearing reports that professional hypnotist scott adams, who also created the dilbert comics, has died

why didn’t he just hypnotize his body into not dying? was he stupid?

nothing against office lady yuri. im a fan myself. but we need more warehouse worker girl yuri. blue collar yuri in general honestly. its not fair

the ability to see more beauty in the world is a skill. the more beauty you see, the more comes to you, the more you create yourself. so much of the disempowerment people feel is because they are trained to see the ugly and negative in everything. you have to unpick your mind from the lure of negativity and train yourself to find beauty. if you want a beautiful life, it starts with learning to find the beauty everywhere.

if gerard wasnt famous he would be getting into arguments on his local subreddit about why a board game cafe closed and then he pisses someone off so bad they look at his profile and see that he posts his furry porn to a niche subreddit and the thread makes fun of him for it but he just respond "yeah well i make 10k a month off that shit (before taxes)" and he gets banned for a month and starts dming the moderator asking what he did and it causes a schism in the subreddit and some people start calling the mods tyrants and when gerard is finally unbanned he posts one extremely graphic uncensored piece of porn with the caption "suck my dick and balls" and then gets permabanned

reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons

I said weirdest not deepest! stop reblogging this w shit like ‘my life falling apart’ and ‘intimacy’ and have fun!! be scared of figurines or something damn

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

i believe i can do everything in this life except feign interest and suck up to people