REALLY.

I MEAN, I WAS JUST FUCKIN AROUND.

GAVE A CAVE GREMLIN SOME FOOD, NOW HE’S OFF HIS SHITS.

SUP?

THAT WAS YOUR FIRST MISTAKE. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO FEED THOSE THINGS. NOW IT WON'T EVER LEAVE.

AND OH, YOU KNOW...

EH, HE AIN’T LIVIN WITH ME. I DON’T PERSONALLY GIVE A SHIT, FOOD HELPS.

ACTUALLY, I DON’T KNOW. THAT’S INCREDIBLY VAGUE.

YOU STILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH HIM. REST IN PISS.

I'M FINE, JUST TRYING TO WAKE UP ALL THE WAY. I'VE BEEN LYING ON THE COUCH FOR AN HOUR NOW.

EH, THE GUY'S TALKATIVE BUT HE WAS NICE TO CHATTER WITH FACE TO FACE.

THAT'S A FUCKING MOOD. THE RENTAL RESPITEBLOCK I'M STAYIN IN HAS A CHECKOUT AND I AIN'T TOO KEEN BUT IT AIN'T LIKE I GOT NOWHERE TO GO. JUST LAZING.

I COULD USE A LAZY DAY... MAYBE I CAN MOVE SOME THINGS AROUND. HM.

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THEY CALLED HIM INSUFFERABLE FOR A REASON.

I MEAN, I WAS JUST FUCKIN AROUND.

GAVE A CAVE GREMLIN SOME FOOD, NOW HE’S OFF HIS SHITS.

SUP?

THAT WAS YOUR FIRST MISTAKE. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO FEED THOSE THINGS. NOW IT WON'T EVER LEAVE.

AND OH, YOU KNOW...

EH, HE AIN’T LIVIN WITH ME. I DON’T PERSONALLY GIVE A SHIT, FOOD HELPS.

ACTUALLY, I DON’T KNOW. THAT’S INCREDIBLY VAGUE.

YOU STILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH HIM. REST IN PISS.

I'M FINE, JUST TRYING TO WAKE UP ALL THE WAY. I'VE BEEN LYING ON THE COUCH FOR AN HOUR NOW.

KANKRI WAS BAD ENOUGH.

I MEAN, I WAS JUST FUCKIN AROUND.

GAVE A CAVE GREMLIN SOME FOOD, NOW HE’S OFF HIS SHITS.

SUP?

THAT WAS YOUR FIRST MISTAKE. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO FEED THOSE THINGS. NOW IT WON'T EVER LEAVE.

AND OH, YOU KNOW...

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PERSONALLY I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS IDIOT IS ANY VERSION OF MY ANCESTOR. DISOWNED.

mcnubbins‌:

SEE, NOW YOU’RE GETTING IT. NEVER PASS UP A CHANCE TO PUT SOME IDIOT IN HIS PLACE BECAUSE IT’S ALMOST GUARANTEED HE DESERVES IT FOR SOMETHING.

I tend to resort to pranking when someone get on my nerves. My coworkers tremble when they see me in bad mood.

#THE DIFFERENCE IS SLIGHT BUT IT'S THERE.

EGBERTS AND THEIR PRANKSTERISM IS A THING TO BE FEARED AND HATED BY THE MANY, ESPECIALLY IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE SNEAKY PATHOLOGY OF A ROSE. YOU'RE DOING GOOD WORK OUT THERE.

I THOUGHT THE ONE STRIDER ON TUMBLR WHO DOESN'T FOLLOW ME LIKED ONE OF MY POSTS BUT IT TURNS OUT IT'S JUST YET ANOTHER SPAM BOT.

mcnubbins‌:

WHY WOULD I DO THAT WHEN I CAN SOUNDLY ROAST SOME HEADASS INSTEAD? IT’S MORE SATISFYING. IT ENRICHES THE SPIRIT. GOOD FOR THE COMPLEXION.

Of course, how silly of me. Who would pass an opportunity of roasting ?

#TURNS OUT YOU CAN MAKE A GOOD LIVING BEING A TALL BABY.#BUT THERE'S A REASON I KEEP WORK AND PLAY SEPARATE.

SEE, NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT. NEVER PASS UP A CHANCE TO PUT SOME IDIOT IN HIS PLACE BECAUSE IT'S ALMOST GUARANTEED HE DESERVES IT FOR SOMETHING.

AS AN OLD GEEZER MY CONTINUED CANTANKEROUSNESS ONLINE MUST BE A SHOCK TO THE PEOPLE WHO KNOW ME IN REAL LIFE, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT.

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mcnubbins‌:

I’M NOT SNARKY *ALL* THE TIME, JESUS. IF I WAS, NO ONE WOULD BE ABLE TO TELL IF I’M BEING A DICK TO THEM OR NOT AND HALF THE POINT OF BEING SNARKY AT ALL IS SO THAT THE OTHER PERSON INVOLVED IN THE CONVERSATION KNOWS THAT YOU WANT IT TO BE OVER AND ALSO THINK VERY LITTLE OF THEM.

You know that “You’re a d*ck let me alone” would work just fine, right ?

But good to know I didn’t earned your wrath just yet.

WHY WOULD I DO THAT WHEN I CAN SOUNDLY ROAST SOME HEADASS INSTEAD? IT'S MORE SATISFYING. IT ENRICHES THE SPIRIT. GOOD FOR THE COMPLEXION.

IT'S HARDER TO TALK TO PEOPLE HERE THAN IT USED TO BE AND, I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE THE GLOBES TO ADMIT THAT YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR A SHAMEFULLY LONG AMOUNT OF TIME, BUT IT WAS ALREADY FUCKING HARD. TWELVE THOUSAND SOCIAL REJECTS CONGREGATED ON A SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM. WHAT HAPPENED NEXT WILL BLOW YOUR RUMBLE SPHERES CLEAN OFF.

YES, I SEE YOU THERE, YOUR INPUT HAS BEEN INVALUABLE IN THE DEVELOPMENT OF MY ONLINE PERSONA AS A HATEFUL GOBLIN WITH NO HOBBIES.

I'M JUST LOUD.

ACTUALLY, I'M NOT EVEN THAT LOUD IN PERSON UNTIL I'M ACTUALLY YELLING OR TALKING OVER SOMEONE BUT PEOPLE PAY MORE ATTENTION TO YOUR TEXT WHEN IT'S REALLY LOUD. THANKS FOR COMING TO THIS EPISODE OF KARKAT TALKS ABOUT HIMSELF AGAIN FOR NO REASON, I'VE BEEN YOUR HOST, KARKAT.

PEOPLE ALWAYS ACT LIKE I'M A RAGING LITTLE BASTARD 100% OF THE TIME BUT WHO EVEN HAS THAT KIND OF ENERGY?? NOT THIS LITTLE BASTARD, THAT'S FOR SURE.

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mcnubbins‌:

THEREIN LIES THE MOST MONUMENTAL OF DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOU AND I, ROSE EGBERT. IT ISN’T THAT WE’RE DIFFERENT SPECIES ENTIRELY. IT ISN’T THE PRESENCE OR LACK OF HORSEISHNESS. IT’S THAT I’LL BE SNARKY TO ANYONE. ANYONE AT ALL, FOR ANY REASON. SOMETIMES EVEN NO REASON.

You’re not being very snarky that far.

Grumpy, maybe.