Harry Styles is genuinely creating pop albums unlike anything else that is in the industry today and we get to witness that firsthand. What a blessing.

me applying for big league jobs with no experience

oh, to be a florist in a quaint little shop down the street from a tattoo parlor where a very attractive rough boy works and shares similar hours with me, often using breaks to come by the shop for lunch and flirting.

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

I judge how good a book is based on how disoriented I am with my physical surroundings after closing it.

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

You’re all fucked up

The funny thing is i loved barney as a kid xbssbsb and i would get so offended and upset when other kids sang these

I actually want this for my birthday ngl

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

I actually watched that movie only two days ago

That’s great man.

being a democrat is embarrassing lol

i’m a gemini you dumb bitch

Whoever said don’t smoke weed has never gotten high while cleaning their house and listening to music.. It’s a show and a therapy session all in one