Wwelcome To The Shore Of Fish Puns And Fanfic

These arms ain't big enough for the both of us...

455. In the pacifist ending, Sans went in a different direction than everyone else because he went back to Snowdin to ask Grillby if he was coming with them

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

OH NO THIS GUY I USED TO HAVE A THING WITH FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER I HAVE TO DELETE SO MANY SUBTWEETS HELP

Undyne reminds me of Vriska wtf

*fish sweating under water intensifies*

Maybe that's why Equis and Nepeta were just moirails...