McElroy Prime

head empty just bees buzzing

call that a hive mind

how dare u be funnier than me 

*the adventure zone theme song playing as I lay face down in the grass*

Sir Fitzroy Maplecourt is just a fusion of Angus “Fancy Boy” McDonald and Lucas “Rat Bastard” Miller send post

[id: the PC trio from taz: graduation against a light green backdrop. on the left is Argo Keene, a genasi with light blue skin, fish scales, and ears that look like fins; his hair is in a bun and he has a handlebar mustache; he’s wearing an old-fashioned puffy shirt, jodhpurs, and boots; he’s walking to the left with a jaunty expression; he is drawn with mostly blue hues. in the middle is Sir Fitzroy Maplecourt, a light-skinned half elf with bright orange hair and teal glasses; he’s wearing a sweater vest over a longsleevesweater, brown pants, and boots; he has one hand in his pocket and the other is pointing upwards; he’s smiling smugly; he is drawn with mostly orange hues. on the right is justin’s unnamed character, aka ‘Bud’, a fat firbolg with light green skin and long, bushy, dark hair; he is wearing a top made of moss and bottoms made of leaves, with no shoes, and is wearing a necklace with an acorn; he has mushrooms growing out of his hair and leaves and berries on his clothes; he has a neutral-to-positive expression; he is drawn in mostly green hues. end id]

you can't fool me op ive seen the game