money money money

"bold assumption to make, that something new must just be stolen. you know rich people really have no stake in the game. they very well would abandon something brand new they just bought, simply because they wouldn't care," louie stood firm, not tearing his eyes away from the older man, "come on, i'll even give you a discount cuz i can really tell you need it," the corner of his mouth twitched, as he fought his typical smirk.

louie simply shrugged it off. rejection was part of the game, after all. simply rolling the bike out of the way, louie let the thing drop against the wall. his grin never faltering, "eh, figured maybe you'd want an upgrade, but point taken," quickly glancing down to the bike now leaned up against the building, to the curly haired girl across from him, down again to the well worn skateboard, "so how do you even get around on that thing in all the winter slop on the ground?" it was a genuine question, something rare from the youngest duck.

"but do you have a bike as nice as this?" he inquired, quirking a brow up in their direction, "i was simply on my daily walk though town, and this poor thing was just cast aside, really i'm doing a good thing here," mischief clear across his grin.

dewey was already on the warpath for dew's younger sibling, that was just made worse by the fact that before dew could reach their door, they were escorting an unfamiliar girl out of the room "who the f— okay, now this is an intervention." they hiss the last part, smiling politely at louie's guest and waving as she leaves, turning to their younger brother with a raised eyebrow. it was huey's job to keep them in line, dew didn't particularly care who lou had over, they weren't much better, but... "i thought we were gonna go to the rat's last night," he spent way too much time at house of mouse, but it was all for nostalgia's sake. he'd thought his siblings were on the same page "you left me alone with uncle scrooge— and he sent back his food three times ! "

louie had only just stepped out of his private bathroom, towel around his hips, when he heard the voice of his older sibling. he sighed deeply to prevent rolling his eyes. he figured this was coming when he bailed on his plans with them, but when he saw- what was her name again- whoever she was, plans simply had to change. his eyebrows shot up, "an intervention?" he couldn't help but laugh in response, "an intervention about what?" he crossed his arms over his bare chest, but listened to his sibling nonetheless. the smile couldn't be wiped from his face, "dew, that's so fucking funny. i don't know how you could expect anything less of scrooge, three might even be a record low for the guy at the rat's,"

"i mean i take cashapp and venmo too, apple pay too if you're bougie," louie's easy smile directed at the other, as the bike separated them. with a shrug, louie looked down at them, "i mean you don't necessarily need, it, but i mean you could really need it, you know?" louie shifted the bike to show off the front end, hand grazing the top handle bar, "absolutely no catch, just a beautiful six-speeder in need of a rider to deck it out,"

"oh, i mean i don't know how to ride one actually," which was in fact the truth. louie left silly things like that to his older brothers, far more into the kind of thing than he could ever be. louie tilted his own head, the opposite way of her own, "hence the selling, why not get it in the hands of someone who will find it far more useful," he leaned in, over the brand new bike, "i can make a competitive offer for someone like you though,"

" that's so cool !! y'know , i have a bike just like that . why are you looking to sell it ?? does it not , , , ride well , or something ?? "

"i mean actually, this beauty rides perfectly," not that louie would know, he merely rolled the thing in here. louie tilted his head, a devilishly sweet smile, "you see i would never sell faulty products, i just figured someone oughta actually use it. better than collecting dust in the family garage,"

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, PTSDee (S12E07)

Your secret’s safe with me.