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INTJ: ENTP, you are being the least helpful.

ENTP: what do you mean???

*everyone turns to look at ENTP dusting a poster with a paintbrush*

INTP: *talks about some boring crap*

ENFJ: *blows a spitball at her*

INTP: *doesn’t flinch, keeps talking*

ENTP: *laughing so hard she spits food all over the table*

INTP: *still keeps talking*

ENTP & ENFJ *laughing harder*

ENTP: she’s so smol. The littlest baby. So smol. So cute. She’s… baby.

ESFP: *gets drunk*

ENTP: god, I lied to you so much as a kid.

ENFJ: what else?

ENTP: ESFP living in a tent and fighting a bear…

ENTP: because of the volcano?

ESFJ: it would be just my luck. I walk in and BOOM.

ISFP: nah. I would still go.

ESFJ: What would you even do if it went off?

ENTP: mmhm.

ENFJ: you wouldn’t know, you don’t tan.

ENTP: Oh. I thought Sophie’s Choice was a clothing brand.

INTP: it does sound like that.

*simultaneously*

ENTP: I’m thinkless-

ENFP: I’m like the tin man-

*simultaneously again*

ENTP: FUCK! thoughtless -