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what if we all explode

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.

I love them whatever is wrong with them

“That's the most contact I've had from him in a while.” [via tvinsider]

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

some people on the internet have only been on here for five minutes

i will never get over this one i’m afraid

Magnus Archives fan I see

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

i think abt this a lot