I am a dog

sheesh

C-C-C-C-C-COMBO ATTACK!!!!

when the whole party roles nat 20s nd the boss finally dies

as the french say, merci goku

If there’s a fetish there’s a totally spies episode dedicated to it

sorry but what in the FUCK are you talking about and why is this the first thing on my dash

I’m so confused

I don’t go to Straight Bars™️ because I once heard a DJ play all of Monster and skip Nicki’s verse and the crowd had NO reaction…. I have felt physically ill since that day

You can’t tell me shit about black women and music👑

People who eat nerds like they are taking a shot scare me to the bone

I keep thinking abt this post. How else does one eat nerds??????

Like what do you do?? Pick them all out one by one?? Isn’t it much better to rip the box open and crunch them all at once ?

1) yes 2) fuck you

coward

I completely forgot nerds were a candy for this entire post

Obviously the correct way is to pour out a small amount into your hand and then thp thp thp them with the tip of your tongue like a lizard

Tag yourself