I'm the main character. ME!

@mayskedaddled

Oh hey guys 'sup I'm May and I'm pretty much the best Trainer in the world hehehehehehehe. I like hotties and cuties but I like my partners even more than that. I'm a nice gal, I swear, just give me a chance alright? PS. This theme is cute and pretty and innocent like me kaay? PPS. This isn't based off Ani-May, this is game May so technically there are no rules NEENER NEENER. PPPS. -NOT PART OF POKÉTUMBLR, AFFILIATED WITH http://unapequenamuerte.tumblr.com/ PPPPS. Dropped as of 02/06/11 - MAY or MAY not come back some day!

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TRUTH OR DARE.

I'LL *PROBABLY* DO ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING.

SINCE IT'S ME.

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brigadechiefharuhi

May, you're being promoted to Deputy Chief of the SOS Brigade.

mayskedaddled

vanished-headband:

Basically! We look for aliens, time travelers, and espers and have fun with them!

OooOOOooOOooo! I know some of those! There's uh... that Homerun girl! Apparently she can time travel! [nodnod] Or in her own world at least.

As for aliens any creature from a region asides from your own which has entered your region is technically and alien but that's problably not what you're lookin' for h u h

brigadechiefharuhi

May, you're being promoted to Deputy Chief of the SOS Brigade.

mayskedaddled

vanished-headband:

I’m sure you won’t! Maybe now we can actually get started on real Brigade activities!

WHOOO! So uh, like, what does the Brigade do?

Do we check out awesome stuff?

brigadechiefharuhi

May, you're being promoted to Deputy Chief of the SOS Brigade.

mayskedaddled

vanished-headband:

… I guess… you can also deal with relations for the brigade… talking to people. You seem to be good at that, right?

Uhm. Yep! Talkin' to people is something I'm gr88888 at!

even though i don't know when to shut up I mean I hope I don't scare anyone away!

brigadechiefharuhi

May, you're being promoted to Deputy Chief of the SOS Brigade.

mayskedaddled

vanished-headband:

…. you’re nice. That’s all. We’re friends or whatever. I guess. So. Deputy Chief. Congrats.

Ahw! Well uh, that's no problem then! You're an awesome person anyway.

Does that mean I get to boss the other members around orrrrrr...

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brigadechiefharuhi

May, you're being promoted to Deputy Chief of the SOS Brigade.

mayskedaddled

vanished-headband:

Okay?

'Kay! [saluuuute]

And to what do I owe this honourable honour!?

reversetrap:

Treehouses are fun.

Oh, that makes sense! Capi…che!

Treehouses are the best. Or Secret Bases, if you'd prefer!

Way better than shabby old trailers!

subconsciousstripping-deactivat

Good morning.

mayskedaddled

subconsciousstripping:

No, it’s not that, it’s just-

…… Why weren’t you wearing a bra? [/raises an eyebrow at her.]

I uhm...

I don't know.

I'm gonna blame Sho. I bet he did something wizardy with his evil Math powers!

betterthanyourmum:

maincharactermay:

betterthanyourmum:

maincharactermay:

*wants a cuddle from Rin*

[ CUDDLES? ]

[CUDDLES]

reversetrap:

[ Shrug— ]

Why would you eat tree bark…?

What’s a headcanon?

I eat tree bark because it helps me make a treehouse when I don't have any tools or TM43 or anything.

And a "headcanon" is "the creator's own personal interpretation of something from canon"

And I am the creator and I say I'm 16, because that way I can get up to all sorts of things a 10 year old shouldn't be able to. Capiche?!

#she lost it idk

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betterthanyourmum:

maincharactermay:

*wants a cuddle from Rin*

subconsciousstripping-deactivat

Good morning.

mayskedaddled

subconsciousstripping:

[/covers eyes.]

MAY

PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON

Aw ok.

So you've never seen a girl strip before huh? Oops.

*wants a cuddle from Rin*

subconsciousstripping-deactivat

Good morning.

mayskedaddled

subconsciousstripping:

I can’t.

That’s impossible.

Wanna bet!?

Shit how did that happen?

reversetrap:

Fourteen…

— Wait you do? [ Oh what. ]

Yuppers, because I love living it wild. I didn't steal it from Sapphire, she stole it from me.

I also love to eat tree bark. Sometimes.

Oh yeah and I'm sixteen! Fuck yeah headcanon and stuff.

#fyi #the fourth wall doesn't exist with may

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subconsciousstripping-deactivat

Good morning.

mayskedaddled

subconsciousstripping:

[/facepalms.]

What.

I mean like, your ability to strip without noticing. I want it.