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...and a free piercing for men going through it.

Use that information how you will.

On the (transfer) flight into Vienna the other week, the Austrian woman next to me was told the front loo was only for the (8) Business Class passengers so she dutifully went to join the queue for the two at the back for the other 150+ of us. A Brit passenger tried later, prompting an announcement on the tannoy to make sure everyone else understood we were on Austrian Airlines and you do as you're told. Me, on my way home with a bag of dirty washing, I did ponder how loose I was feeling at that time and how funny it would be to 'accidentally' shit myself while standing in Business Class discussing the issue.

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And then I finished my pint and headed home.

Apparently a vodka-soaked tampon is an effective method of getting drunk quickly. And is called ‘slimming’, I assume because you take in fewer calories?