☠ S E T H O S ☠

HEY THERE GOOD LOOKIN, WHATCHA GOT COOKIN? 

DO. YOU.

 HONESTLY.

 THINK.

 THAT IF I HAD THE ABILITY TO TRAVEL RIGHT NOW I WOULD PICK FUCKING NEVADA??? THAT’S CUTE. OUTSIDE OF MANMADE BULLCRAP IT DOESNT HAVE MUCH TO OFFER, AND HUMANS AND ALL THEIR EFFORTS TO FEEL SPECIAL BORE THE CRAP OUT OF ME. 

I WILL BE FREE AT SOME POINT! WHEN I DO, ALL THOSE WHO HAVE SUPPORTED ME THUS FAR, INSTEAD OF BEING BRUTALLY MURDERED, WILL GET TO CELEBRATE WITH ME! AND THEN BE BRUTALLY MURDERED. HAVE YOUR BAGS PACKED BY THE TIME I GET THERE! I DONT WANT TO SIT AROUND IN YOUR LIVING ROOM WAITING FOR YOU TO APPLY YOUR MAKEUP! BE READY!!!!! 

I THINK THERE’S ANOTHER UNIVERSAL DIVIDE HERE, DICKBISCUIT.

 I KNOW THE GOD OF THE DIMENSION I EXIST IN. (AND I KNOW OF MOST OF HER UNDERLINGS, TOO!)  I DON’T BOTHER WITH OTHERS MOST OF THE TIME BECAUSE? THEY DON’T REALLY AFFECT ME?

“OH! THATS AN EASY ONE! MY FAVORITE ANIMAL IS--

OH.

WAIT.

YOU GUYS DON’T KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE YET, DO YOU? HEEHEEHEEEEE!!! NO SPOILERS~!

Hey bro, Passed by “Mayhem Creek” (and “Mayhem Gulch”) in our car today. Just thought id letcha know.

“THEIR CORPSES. 

“EUUGHHH!!! IT’S HARD TO CHOOSE! BOTH ARE SO…..”

“PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT–!!” 

“HAH!”

“OKAY SO, LOOK HERE. I LITERALLY FUCKING FLOAT. WHAT GOOD WOULD THAT CONCEPT DO ME.