Thoughts Of A Depressed /Poor College Student

Does your back ever pop so loud you sound like the beaches at Normandy ?

Current vibe: manifesting fecal samples

I squared up with a metal jug and found myself round. Now I have a bandaid on my face

This thanksgiving I am thankful for booze and antidepressants

They’re very few problems that can’t be solved by double amputation

Yo this guy came In to my work with the worst cologne alike my brother in smell you are scaring our rats away

Y’all I love a good dub. Everybody deserves to see Bruce Lee kick someone’s ass in their own language

Don’t mind me I’ll just be at the club getting lit with my emotional support mom

You know If I didn’t have a healthy fear of dirt I would be a bigfoot hunter

My Apple Watch thinks I’m being hunted for sport but in reality I’m trying to skip intro on Netflix

Nothing gets me better than Coldplay and lasagna

I think I’m gonna be a sugar baby this working stuff is the pits