#dadsamiright

Do you know how hard it is to go to sleep with your father in his ‘Man Cave’ watching a movie? Like I’ll be half a sleep dreaming on riding on a horse with Ryan Reynolds who’s only dressed in a plaid flannel waxing poetic about his love for maple syrup, and bam it’s World War Two heavy artillery shooting us into space and some old guy wailing about Jimmy was everywhere.

I watched the fucking shining on mushrooms once and I was just really annoyed with Jack Nicholson the entire time like stop being a dick and trying to kill ur family u made this fucking awful decision! After breaking ur kids arm earlier in life? so annoying.

Guys my birthday is on the twentieth of November and I’m gonna be sixteen and honestly all I want is for my dad to stop being such a jerk towards LGBTQ+ people because to be honest I’m bi and what if I grow up and marry a girl? Like, what, are you just not gonna come to my damn wedding because you think it’s “inappropriate”? I respect him and all but honestly so many of my friends are LGBTQ+ and he needs to have a more open mind. The world is changing. He needs to suck it up and deal with it.